no fuckin way
You may think that British stereotypes are incorrect, but in the back of our science GCSE revision guides, there’s a guide to making the perfect cup of tea.
Dear everyone else in Britain: When was this. Is this still around? Because if so I’m never going to be able to take a conversation about the education system seriously ever again.
I did my GCSEs last year and I can confirm that this was in the back of all of my Science revision guides
SO YOU’RE JUST CRUISING ALONG YOUR MERRY TEA-DRINKING ODYSSEY, SPARING A FUCKING SWOONWORTHY GLANCE LEFT OR, OCCASIONALLY, RIGHT, TO THE TEA SHOPS LINING THE SHOPPING ALLEYWAY OF YOUR DREAMS. YOU ARE THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR CAFFEINATED VOYAGE. EVERYTHING IS FINE AND DANDY AND WITH A LIGHT TOUCH OF…
oh shit, camera
there is nothing better than this
there really isn’t.
the lennon humor is the best thing on earth
A bathtub shaped like a teacup.
A. Bathtub. Shaped. Like. A. Teacup.
I NEED THIS. FOR MOTHAFUCKIN’ REASONS!!!!
I can hear the Brits fainting.
In Ireland, you go to someone’s house, and she asks you if you want a cup of tea. You say no, thank you, you’re really just fine. She asks if you’re sure. You say of course you’re sure, really, you don’t need a thing. Except they pronounce it ting. You don’t need a ting. Well, she says then, I was going to get myself some anyway, so it would be no trouble. Ah, you say, well, if you were going to get yourself some, I wouldn’t mind a spot of tea, at that, so long as it’s no trouble and I can give you a hand in the kitchen. Then you go through the whole thing all over again until you both end up in the kitchen drinking tea and chatting.
In America, someone asks you if you want a cup of tea, you say no, and then you don’t get any damned tea.
I liked the Irish way better.
" This mug has been created for tea & coffee lovers who crave the perfect cuppa every time they boil the kettle. Equipped with a colour matching guide on the inside to get your brew to just how you like it, from milky to builders brew and black. "
4tsp Loose Leaf Rooibos 1/2 lemon juice, 6 slices ginger, 1tbsp Honey.
Boil the ingredients in 1lt water on the stove for 10 minutes. Allow to cool. Empty content through a sieve. Put into a container in the fridge, and serve iced! Enjoy!
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A cup of hot tea really heals ur soul this is true science
Actually, a cup of hot anything in your hands mimics human warmth which is said to have calming properties. So, yes, it’s true. Tea mimics the need for human care, touch, and recognition.
im going to cry im so lonely now and all i have is this fucking cup of leaf water